"I'm Jesus"

Conversation at lunch today:

(Callan had just been winking at me during lunch and being a goofball, like usual...)

Me: (laughing) You're a little rugrat. 

C: Rugrat?  Rugrat?

Me: Yeah, a rugrat.

C: No. Not a rugrat, Mommy.

Me: What are you then?

C: Jesus.

Me: Jesus?  Why are you Jesus?

C: Because I want to. (His answer to everything these days.)

Me: Oh. Did you die for my sins then? (referring to the phrase that he repeats often: Jesus died for my sins.)

C: Yes.

Me: Wow! How did you become Jesus?

C: Daddy.

Me: Daddy made you Jesus?  Very interesting.