Let's pretend the dialog went something like this (ok, we don't need to pretend, it actually did go something like this)...
"Ok, kids. Everyone stand still so we can get a picture of the back of your shirts. NO! Turn around. We don't want to see your face. I know that sounds weird, but we want to take a picture of your back. Hold on to the bench. Look at the wall. No, Finn! Don't climb over the bench."
"Wait! Gene's knees! Don't get Gene's knees in the picture! Oh, we can edit that out later. He's trying to get all the kids to look at the wall."
"Let's try a family picture now. Everyone look at the camera! Boys in the back...keep your hands to yourself! Gene, stop trying to grab Brian's hand."
Brian..."What the heck, Gene?! Stop trying to hold my hand."
Gene..."hahahahahahahahahaha!"
Brian..."I'm not so sure I trust you, Gene."
Whew! As good as it's gonna get...
"Let's try to get the front of the kids' shirts now. Everyone sit on the bench! No, Callan and Kinsley, sit on the bench. Get off the floor. Finn, stop crying. Eli, keep your socks on."
"Finn, take your hands down. Everyone look here! Callan and Kinsley, can you get on the bench, please?"
Anyone see something wrong with this beautiful family picture???
"Did someone say to lay underneath the bench?"
THE END
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