15 January 2007

My "Hairy" Situation

So over the past few months, I've learned some things about my hair as its bulk has grown. I'd like to share with you a few new things to do with lots of hair.

Top 10 annoying things about having so much hair:

1) It curls into my ears.
2) When its wet, it covers my ears and acts like ear muffs.
3) I can't even hide it under a hat.
4) It makes me swat myself when I'm sleeping because I think there's something on me.
5) My hair never looks the same from day to day.
6) People fear it!
7) Everone has a different opinion about it.
8) It won't fro
9) With a small trim I could have a mullet.
10) I have to tuck it behind my ear.



Here's a Small Sampling of
What I Can Do With My Hair Now

If I were a Who.


60's hair


Slight Electrocution.

Rainy Day



The Usual

















Grease Lightning

Splitting it down the middle

2 comments:

Unknown said...

you're a dork.

Tom said...

Okay, this is a really scary entry.