April Fools Day is no joke this year

(My adaptation of "Leaving on a Jet Plane")

Well our bags are packed and we're ready to go
I'm loading the stuff piled beside the door
We are going to find if our baby's a girl or guy
No water breaking
but it's early morn
the mini van's waiting
to go have our baby born
He-man's fed so he won't starve or die

So listen and smile for he/she
tell me that you'll pray for we
you'll all hold our baby and not wanna let it go
cause we're leaving in a red van
don't know when we'll update again
Oh Babe, it's time to go